This is one of my shameless attempts to increase traffic by using the name of a popculch icon in a post … from the incipit of an item at one of those azcentral pages (probably originally in the Republic) :
Katy Perry was suspended from school for ”humping a tree”.
The ‘Part of Me’ singer – who was raised by strict Christian parents and went to a religious school – admits she was disciplined by her teachers after acting out a love scene with a tree.
She said: ”When I was in sixth grade I was suspended from school for humping a tree! We were doing a play on Greek mythology and I was Aphrodite My love interest was absent and so I used the tree as my partner.”
”It was a Christian school!” [...]
… hmmm, wonder what the scene with the ‘love interest’ was like …