Tip o’ the pileus to Randolph Bragg for this bit o’ fun:

• McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Medical Case Histories on Mount Olympus..

A ‘busy girl’ sent this one in (gratias tibi ago!):

Mythtickle by Justin Thompson

… or so it seemed when I read this headline a bit too quickly:

Alexander on undercard as Latimore faces Spinks

… could the wily translator match up to the inquisitive Egyptian beastie? The followup tells the tale:

Spinks edges Latimore for IBF belt!

… and in case you were wondering, Alexander enneagrammatically KOed Jesus in the ninth round …

Tip o’ the pileus to Ivo Volt:

• The Argyle Sweater

Frank and Ernest haven’t been Classical for a while:..