Cross Cultural Match of the Century!

… or so it seemed when I read this headline a bit too quickly:

Alexander on undercard as Latimore faces Spinks

… could the wily translator match up to the inquisitive Egyptian beastie? The followup tells the tale:

Spinks edges Latimore for IBF belt!

… and in case you were wondering, Alexander enneagrammatically KOed Jesus in the ninth round …