… or something like that. TMZ alerts us to someone claiming to be the reincarnated goddess Venus de Milo who has brought a lawsuit against Hugh Hefner for something. As you can tell, this one’s really bizarre (and if someone had emailed it to me, I’d be checking Snopes and other sources; it might eventually be debunked for all I know) … here’s the ClassCon from her affidavit (which I’m actually typing because it’s so bizarre … the spelling errors are not mine):

He’s always mayed my life my adopted families lives a mess you relize he’s suppose to be the centaur of the Greek gods. And since I’m really a reincarnation, I’m really Venus Demilo the goddess. Along with roger dawson he’s odyeseuos and everyone I know knows this.

It goes on (and is potentially offensive) and there’s more ClassCon scattered throughout. Simply bizarre.

• ‘Reincarnated’ Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion