From our friends at Radio Bremen:
Berolini minister recessit
Tres menses post quam munus susceperat, Hans-Peter Friedrich minister rerum rusticarum propter causam Sebastian Edathy Democratae Sociali imminentem recessit. Ministro crimini datum est silenda enuntiavisse. Cui succedet Christian Schmidt Christianus Socialis.
In other news:
In Italia regimen in discrimen vocatum … Hamburgi novus exercitor
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