Inter alia:
-Agamemnon. According to legend, this ancient Greek king sacrificed his daughter Iphigenia so the ships would sail. Her website might have run more along the lines of DoNotMakeMyDadYourHereditaryMonarch.com
… I’m sure there’d be pop up ads from carpet distributors and ax manufacturers …
via PostPartisan – Other famous dads who might have inspired DoNotVoteForMyDad.com.