OK … so we erstwhile colonists are sitting here enjoying our lattes and watching the strangest bit of class(ical) name-calling going on in the motherland. It seems that one Andrew Mitchell MP took umbrage at a policeman and referred to him as a ‘pleb’! Here’s a timeline of how what is being branded a ‘scandal’ unfolded:

• Andrew Mitchell: timeline of how the ‘plebs’ scandal unfolded (Telegraph)

More interesting from our point of view is that all the newspapers feel a need to explain what a plebeian is and there is much handwringing over whether it’s a bad word or not. Mary Beard has written a couple of items:

• Who is a pleb? And what price pissing off those in authority?
• Who were the Roman plebs? (Would Mr Mitchell have been one of them?)

Edith Hall also pondered the question:

• Plebs, Proles, and Vulgar Professors

Possibly connected is a column by Harry Mount:

• Still a land of nobs and snobs (Telegraph)

… and so the BBC decided to interview Edith Hall and Harry Mount on the subject:

• Is the word ‘pleb’ an insult? (BBC)

… and of course, in all this I couldn’t help but be reminded of one of my favourite scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: