When Classics Go Bad

… or something like that. TMZ alerts us to someone claiming to be the reincarnated goddess Venus de Milo who has brought a lawsuit against Hugh Hefner for something. As you can tell, this one’s really bizarre (and if someone had emailed it to me, I’d be checking Snopes and other sources; it might eventually be debunked for all I know) … here’s the ClassCon from her affidavit (which I’m actually typing because it’s so bizarre … the spelling errors are not mine):

He’s always mayed my life my adopted families lives a mess you relize he’s suppose to be the centaur of the Greek gods. And since I’m really a reincarnation, I’m really Venus Demilo the goddess. Along with roger dawson he’s odyeseuos and everyone I know knows this.

It goes on (and is potentially offensive) and there’s more ClassCon scattered throughout. Simply bizarre.

Another Comic: Athena

Dynamite Entertainment has a new mini-series based on the goddess of Wisdom:

The incipit of a review at Comic Book Resources:

Though they originated thousands of years ago, the myths and legends of ancient Greece still serve as the gateway drug for fledgling fans of all kinds of adventure fiction in the modern day. In today’s pop culture, updated versions of the gods and goddesses make their presence known in all kinds of stories set across all kinds of genres. Along those lines, Dynamite Entertainment’s four-part “Athena” series finds the goddess of wisdom and war plucked out of ancient Greece and into the wiles of modern Manhattan. With a twist, of course.

“Athena wakes up at the base of the Parthenon in modern times,” writer Doug Murray told CBR. “Remember that the Parthenon was built in honor of Athena and originally featured a heroic-sized statue of her. She has no memory of being a Goddess or participating in the events of the ancient myths so, when she recovers, she is a sort of tabula rosa—and has to find a place in the modern world. There was some talk of making her a counseler, but I felt that making her an investigator for the D.A. of New York gave more story opportunities, and that’s the way we eventually went.”

… another one to keep my eye open for …

rogueclassicism Review: Mythsongs CD

As most readers of rogueclassicism are aware, all those wonderful stories which are embraced under the category of ‘myth’ were often told in poem — or more accurately — song form. With Myth Songs, the multi-talented Nick Humez has put together a CD version of songs  he originally wrote to be sung to his myth class at Montclair State University. While the vast majority of the seventeen tracks relate to Greek Myth, there are nods to others such as Norse (Sleipnir), Egyptian (Akhnaten’s Gavotte), Sumerian (Fraglied, Inanna’s Waltz), Canaanite (Ba’al and Mot), ‘Proto-IndoEuropean’ (The Triple Goddess), and Irish (Hibernica). In this review, we’ll be focusing on the Greek ones, of course.

The opening track — Perseus — is a lengthy and witty retelling of the tale which is performed in the Irish/Scottish folk song manner which is reflected in most of the songs. It’s very complicated from a metrical point of view — again, as are many of the songs — but is not inaccessible. The theme (and style) is revisited in Three Monster-Slayers in Search of a Single Malt. One could imagine one or both of these being used to introduce students to the Perseus story or even Clash of the Titans (original or remake). By contrast, the Wilusiad and The House of Atreus both feature dulcimers, which give the songs themselves a Renaissance-like sound (for want of a better term) and establish a suitably tragic mood for the subject matter. The Oracles (which includes a bit of Roman content, inter alia, with the story of Tarquinius) is mostly a piano piece which has reminiscences of Tom Lehrer.

There is much to delight in this CD, especially if one is following along with the lyrics provided in the liner notes. A taste of the wit which characterizes many of the tracks can be seen in this excerpt from The Olympian Dozen (All 14 of ’em):

Now Rhea was dim, and did not prevent him
From ingesting her children, one, two, three, four, five;
But the sixth she concealed, and in place of a meal
Of a boy, gave a boulder, preserving alive
Little Zeus, who (much quicker), when Cronus with liquor
Was drunk, an emetic did slip him, and there
Made his dad for to chunder (the first Jovian thunder)
And up came five siblings, no worse for the wear.

All in all, it’s a thoroughly enjoyable CD and one which would fit into any university-level myth or Classical Civilization course in some manner. It could also be used profitably, I think, at the High School/Middle School with motivated students (as long as they had access to the lyrics). Some of the songs would readily lend themselves to school projects involving a video/animation creation (with appropriate permissions, of course) and if you’re going to be hosting a Roman-style banquet, many of the songs would fit in well as an alternative or supplement to ‘traditional’ lyric poetry/epic performances.

More information (including a full list of tracks) on Mythsongs can be gleaned from official website (although the email address there may be out of date).

Pompeiiana Newsletter

Not sure if folks have noticed in the Classical Blogosphere sidebar that Andrew Reinhard has been posting back issues of the pioneering Pompeiiana newsletter … if not (or if so), folks will be interested in this missive AR sent out yesterday:

This is a quick note to say that 100 issues of Pompeiiana Newsletter are available online at: http://pompeiiana.blogspot.com

I put #100 up today, so I am about halfway into posting every issue. As always, Pompeiiana is free — click on the title of each post to open the PDF file which you can then either save to your computer or print. Today’s issue closes out 1988, the year that Pompeiiana went from a four-page tabloid to eight pages (including one full page of Latin/Classics comics, many of which were student-created).

A very useful resource if you’re a Latin teacher, and fun reading if you’re not!