… or something like that. TMZ alerts us to someone claiming to be the reincarnated goddess Venus de Milo who has brought a lawsuit against Hugh Hefner for something. As you can tell, this one’s really bizarre (and if someone had emailed it to me, I’d be checking Snopes and other sources; it might eventually be debunked for all I know) … here’s the ClassCon from her affidavit (which I’m actually typing because it’s so bizarre … the spelling errors are not mine):
He’s always mayed my life my adopted families lives a mess you relize he’s suppose to be the centaur of the Greek gods. And since I’m really a reincarnation, I’m really Venus Demilo the goddess. Along with roger dawson he’s odyeseuos and everyone I know knows this.
It goes on (and is potentially offensive) and there’s more ClassCon scattered throughout. Simply bizarre.
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I can’t imagine ‘Efner feeling threatened by this. Anyone claiming to be the Venus de Milo is bound to be ‘armless.